DrakeParker

DrakeParker is the top gun of Housetube. (seriously, he won that title in a top gun cage match). Drake is a pretty regular viewer and can often be seen making either ur mum jokes or Michael J. Fox jokes. He also claims to be friends we David "Da Meltz " Meltzer and gets information on which Divas don't shave down there. He was once warned on /wooo/ for posting too many images. /wooo/ is an imageboard. Let that sink in.

Top Gun Vision
Drake occasionally streams for Housetube. This is known as Top Gun Vision and is accompanied with relevent graphics and Kenny Loggins music.

Ur Mum
Rumor has it that Drake has slept with everyone's mum on multiple occasions. He also has lasting relationships (Read: bootycalls) with a handfull of them. If you've been in Housetube Ur Mum has probably felt the Top Gun embrace.