GART 9000

GART_9000 (or just GART) is a sub human creature, as describe by SeanStrife. Who makes terrible jokes and brings nothing to the table.

Seriously though...
GART is a regular in Housetube and despite what we say he is a funny and sharp witted individual. He can often be found arguing with Rypeback and TitusOFeels. He also once battled Drake Parker for the title of "top gun", but he ultimately failed. But not after rekting Drake for 13 of the 15 minutes of the match. Not abiding to the laws of wearing your seat belt is a huge turn off for him.

Other Activities
GART can often be found practicing for buttball and chasing suitors out of his mum's house. He also claims to have laid with every member of Housetube's mum. He has an addiction that can only be quenched with more mums. He goes my many alliases such as fagit, Da_Meltz, and HouseandClownsuxdic. He is a professional sex doer. He survives off of Garticles: particles of an unknown substance.